Read by Mark Podlesny. Duration: 14 hours. Workers are afraid of losing their jobs, women fear losing their husbands, and men are afraid of losing their wives. People fear financial crises, the chicken pox, rising gas prices, the expansion of NATO, war and terrorists. Finally, all of these things, including the terrorists, fear falling prices of oil and vodka disappearing from the shelves. No one is sure what the future holds, but there is only one group that fears no one and nothing: the media. That is because the media has nothing, aside from themselves and an auditorium.
